You Old Sailor You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL holding a raised handgun

holding a raised handgun

Rage requires energy

with a distressed cockatoo illustration perched at the upper left of a yellow inverted triangle bordered by a red diagonal stripe

calligraphic edges

Nobody runs a dessert business with that level of menace and a perfectly maintained truck

You Old Sailor You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL holding a raised handgunChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"